In 1997, scientists at International University in Stockholm were able to
isolate a molecular compound from the epithelial
layer of the
Nordic moose (Alces alces) that, when combined with simple tap water (H2O), resulted in a
tonic that attacks fat cells, rendering them
inert.
After years of further research, these same scientists have been able to
synthesize this ingredient in the laboratory and have made it available, in
limited quantities, to select distributors. Through a special arrangement
with International University, Fat Chance Diets has become the sole
North American and European distributor of this revolutionary weight loss
formula, and we are now making it available to you, distributed under the
brand AquaTrim Super Diet Beverage.
The secret to AquaTrim is in the
manufacture of the liquid containers themselves. When ordinary tap water is
added, a
special patented coating on the inside of the containers mixes with the
water, releasing a chemical that essentially kills fat cells and then washes them away.
In laboratory studies, scientists have shown that drinking only 16 ounces of
AquaTrim along with one regular meal
every
day results in an astounding average loss of ten percent
of body weight per week for up to two months.*
AquaTrim can be drunk either hot or cold and can be added to other foods
to give them extra calorie reducing properties.
AquaTrim comes in convenient 12, 24, 32 and 128 ounce containers as well as 55 gallon
drums for home and office dispensing.
For more information about purchasing your personal
supply of AquaTrim,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
Free-Range Pebbles
Free-Range Pebbles™
Tired of "lite" meals and dietary supplements that just don't leave you with
a feeling of fullness? That's where
Free-Range Pebbles comes
in. Their all natural ingredients not only fill you up but they contain many
minerals essential to health and well being.
Many, if not most dietary supplements on the market today are derived from
natural ingredients.
Free-Range Pebbles go beyond being "derived" from
natural ingredients. These are natural ingredients.
Best of all, their potency never diminishes. When the manufacturers
directions are followed, Free-Range Pebbles
have an unlimited shelf life.
Free-Range Pebbles are available in a variety of flavors including
granite, sandstone, basalt and shale. (Free-Range Pebbles
are not available over the
counter so be sure to place your order while supplies still last.)
For more information about purchasing
Free-Range Pebbles,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
Hoodai Gordoni
Hoodai Gordoni™
Hoodai Gordoni is a natural appetite suppressant derived from the hourglass
shaped flowers of the Ransanelius Diantanian species of plants indigenous to
the southwestern desert of the United States.
Its
earliest recorded use was by Navajo Indians, who used it to make a
concoction that
was effective in treating rattlesnake bites. In 1952, Prof. Hoodai Gordoni
of Roswell, New Mexico, first synthesized the enzyme that is responsible for
its amazing weight loss effects. Ever since, that extract has carried his
name.
Hoodai Gordoni works by blocking signals of hunger sent to the brain. It has
been tested in dozens of clinical trials where results have shown an average
weight loss of 38 pounds.*
Hoodai Gordoni is available without a prescription and comes in
gel tablets for easy swallowing or will dissolve in your favorite beverage.
For more information about purchasing a month's supply of
Hoodai Gordoni,
contact us.
Note: Hoodai Gordoni is not to be confused with Hoodia Gordonii, which has not been evaluated by the U.S. Food and Drug
Administration.
* Your results may vary.
Oui Bee Pollen
Oui Bee Pollen™
Bee pollen may be nature's most perfect food. It has been used for
centuries to stimulate organs and glands, increase energy levels, aid in the
recovery from chronic illnesses, reduce cravings and addictions, prevent
infectious diseases, improve endurance,* enhance vitality, boost sexual
performance, and prevent cancer—to list just a few of its powers.
Now Fat Chance Diets brings the power of bee pollen to your weight loss
regimen. Bee pollen, known to stimulate metabolism, will dissolve fat and
flush it from your body. It's like turbocharging your metabolic fires.
With no change to you diet or exercise routine, you can expect to see a
five to ten percent drop in your weight after just the first application.**
Because pollen loses its potency when extracted and subsequently processed,
Oui Bee Pollen is not
sold in ointment, pill, or food supplement form. Instead, Fat Chance Diets delivers
to your door hundreds of live bees that you can apply immediately to your body.
That's right!
Oui Bee Pollen comes to you
directly from
domesticated bees that are raised near Paris and shipped to you by FedEx for
next-day delivery. Through this direct application method, pollen is
deposited onto the epithelial layer of your skin for direct
absorption at full strength. (Detailed instructions for application are
included with every order.)
For more information about purchasing Oui Bee
Pollen,
contact us.
* Not recommended for athletes competing in official Olympic events.
** Your results may vary.
OxyLoss
OxyLoss™ Super-Oxygenated Air Capsules
Much of the excess fat stored on your body can be burned away if only the
supply of oxygen were sufficient to maintain a high level of combustion.
OxyLoss Super-Oxygenated Air Capsules do
just that.
They safely infuse oxygen into your digestive tract to increase the
burn rate of stored fat.
Acting much like a turbocharger does in a race car,
OxyLoss capsules add a burst of oxygen into your system to
literally burn fat away.
In studies carried out by Professor Hieldsgold at Hampton Surgeons' College
in Cape Town, dieters who supplemented their diets with
OxyLoss capsules
showed weight loss at a rate up to three times faster than did dieters who
merely stuck to a sensible diet and exercise.*
OxyLoss capsules are available in 3.2, 6.4, and 12 ml dosages at your local
pharmacy.
For more information about purchasing
OxyLoss,
contact us.
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Nordic moose (Alces alces) that, when combined with simple tap water (H2O), resulted in a
tonic that attacks fat cells, rendering them
inert.
comes
in. Their all natural ingredients not only fill you up but they contain many
minerals essential to health and well being. 
Its
earliest recorded use was by Navajo Indians, who used it to make a
concoction that
was effective in treating rattlesnake bites. In 1952, Prof. Hoodai Gordoni
of Roswell, New Mexico, first synthesized the enzyme that is responsible for
its amazing weight loss effects. Ever since, that extract has carried his
name.
Oui Bee Pollen is not
sold in ointment, pill, or food supplement form. Instead, Fat Chance Diets delivers
to your door hundreds of live bees that you can apply immediately to your body.
They safely infuse oxygen into your digestive tract to increase the
burn rate of stored fat.