Every week we receive hundreds of letters from satisfied
Fat Chance Diets
users. Here are a few representative letters.
April
April Chattell
Secaucus, NJ
Ever since high school, I have searched for the "perfect" weight management
program. I've tried them all: The grapefruit diet, the peppercorn diet, the
Mayo Clinic diet, the sandpaper diet, the Missoula diet, the Hollywood diet,
and the list goes on.
Not only did I fail to lose weight on these programs, I became so depressed, confused
and disoriented that I replaced all my
clothes with garments displaying polka dots.
Then I discovered the Frozen Food Diet from Fat Chance Diets. I'd say that the results are pretty remarkable. Now I can eat what I want,
whenever I want and not lift a finger to exercise. Yet the pounds continue
to melt
away.* I'm even abandoning my polka dot outfits for more a contemporary look—starting,as
you can see, with my swim suit.
I feel happier and healthier than ever. I feel like a changed woman. Thank
you, Dr. Truqué.
* Your results may vary.
Tony
Tony Bustanza
Shreveport, LA
My career as a professional sanitary outflow technician was in jeopardy after I
developed severe back pain during the 2002-2003 Central States Pumper Challenge
series. My supervisor told me that if I didn't
change my diet of Cheetos and Pabst, I would be ineligible to participate in
the National Championships in Duluth.
I started on the
Official NBA Diet from Fat Chance
Diets
in 2003 and in a matter of weeks I shed 87 pounds, reduced my waist size by
18 inches and increased my ability to hold my breath by more than a minute.*
Looking back, losing the weight was pretty easy. I never felt hungry or
tired. In fact, I feel better now than I did before an above-the-ground
septic tank fell on me in 2002.
I can't thank Dr. Truqué enough for helping me reach my career goal of third
runner up in the Northeastern Utah Flushman of the Year Contest.
* Your results may vary.
Jeni & Joni
Jeni and Joni Viccar
Ames, IA
As sisters, we have always been inseparable. Over the years we have shared
toys, shared clothes, shared classes, shared cars, shared jobs and
even
shared boyfriends.
But we also shared way too many French fries. So as we grew up, we also grew out.
We put on weight and consequently had another experience to share: obesity.
Then a friend gave us a copy of the
South Beech Diet. We soon embarked
on a strict diet of cellulose, and after just five months we have lost a total of 386
pounds!*
It fit our
personalities and lifestyle perfectly. We couldn't be happier.
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