Diet Stones™

It has long been known that the more weight you carry and the farther that you carry it, the more calories you will burn. Now recent discoveries by scientists in Polson, Montana prove that early Americans actually used this principle to keep warm in the winter by converting calories into heat and to keep fit in the summer by converting calories into muscle.

Early natives apparently carried stones on their heads while they went about their daily activities. In fact, so well known were these natives that the largest lake in the region took on the name of this nearby tribe: Flathead Lake.


Now, Montana Mineral Corporation has rediscovered the fitness value of this long-lost practice and brought it into the 21st century with the introduction of Diet Stones.

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By simply placing a fitness-appropriate stone on your head while going about your everyday routine, you will lose weight and increase your fitness level by over 50 percent in just one month.* 


It is not uncommon to see results like those of Heidi Lamelson (shown here) soon after purchasing her first set of Diet Stones and then again a mere five months later.

If you are looking for a natural, inorganic way to get back into shape, Diet Stones are for you. They come in attractive earth tone colors, are available in round, flat or square configurations, and in weights ranging from 1 to 45 lbs.

For more information about purchasing Diet Stones, contact us.


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* Your results may vary.

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