Products

Click on a Product from the list below or use the Products drop-down menu above to see a description of select products available to help you achieve your diet goals.

Abrasowear Lose weight while you sleep — really. [NEW]

Belliometer - Helps you monitor the amount of food you eat.

ButtMaster - Once you are in position, this machine does all the work.

Diet Stones The natural, inorganic way to get back into shape.

Fat Chance UnderpantsUnderwear that actually sucks fat from your body.

Flabomizer - Fat cells are flushed safely and efficiently from your body.

La Patch - Apply the patch and you will start losing weight immediately.

Sugar SwarmersThe natural solution to weight loss.

Thin Spritz - Remove calories, not taste, from meals.

Washboard Abs Made SimpleA simple, do-it-yourself surgical procedure.

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