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Belliometer
Belliometer
Do you have trouble monitoring the amount of food you consume? You are not
alone. Scientists at Purser-Raymond Medical University have discovered that
86 percent of the population eat until they "feel full."
But now there is
help. Using state-of-the-art technology developed by NASA,
Fat Chance Diets
has developed the Belliometer to help you monitor the amount
of food you eat.
The Belliometer employs advanced
global positioning satellite (GPS) technology to sense the exact
location of receiving units worn on each hip. The distance between the
units (sampled 32 times a second and measured within a hundredth of a
millimeter) determines how much your waist size is changing.
When a pre-programmed limit of expansion is
reached, the wearer hears an alarm that warns him to curtail his eating.
Then, when a contraction set point has been achieved, the wearer hears a quiet tone indicating
that it is okay to resume eating.
Here's all you need to do to get the full benefit of the
Belliometer:
1. Attach the Belliometer around your waist. It easily fits under most
garments.
2. Walk for one minute while drinking 16 ounces of water. The
Fat Strap calibrates
the normal expansions and contractions of your waist due to drinking, breathing, movement
and clothing compression.
3. Resume your normal activities.
Following these three simple steps, most users find that they are able to reduce their waist size by over 20
percent* after only one week.
The Belliometer comes with rechargeable lithium batteries and in a variety of styles and colors. (Shown here
is the travel
model in red with yellow accented hip units.) It is available in sizes XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL and XXXXXL.
An optional industrial
ratchet fastening system can also be attached to all
Belliometers.
For more information about purchasing your personalBelliometer,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
ButtMaster
ButtMaster™ (Model FPCV-12)
Originally developed at the Ernschfelder Institute in Berlin in 1907, the
ButtMaster has been a fixture in serious
bodybuilding gyms around the world for nearly a century. Manufactured in
India since 1950 by Shangshria Corporation, six new models have been
introduced as technological advances have been made to hydraulic systems and
high tensile-strength steel.
Now after more than a decade since the last introduction of a new machine,
the company is replacing the model FPCV-11 with the lighter-weight,
electronically controlled model FPCV-12. Several of these units have already
been installed in several
La Couvier Hotels.
As with every previous models going back to the original model 17, all you
have to do is simply maneuver your body into position and let the
ButtMaster do it's work.
That's the real beauty of the ButtMaster:
once you are in positions, all the work is done by the machine. You will soon have a smaller, firmer, and
more perfectly shaped posterior.*
For more information about purchasing a
ButtMaster ,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
Diet Stones
Diet Stones™
It has long been known that the more weight you carry and the
farther that you carry it, the more
calories you will burn. Now recent discoveries by scientists in
Polson, Montana prove that early Americans actually
used
this principle to keep warm in the winter by converting calories into heat
and to keep fit in the summer by converting calories into muscle.
Early natives apparently carried stones on their heads while they went about
their daily activities. In fact, so well known were these natives that the
largest lake in the region took on the name of this nearby tribe: Flathead
Lake.
Now,
Montana Mineral Corporation has rediscovered the fitness value of this long-lost
practice and brought it into the
21st century with the introduction of
Diet Stones.
By simply placing a fitness-appropriate stone on your head while going
about your everyday routine, you will lose weight and increase your fitness
level by over 50 percent in just one month.*
It
is not uncommon to see results like those of Heidi Lamelson (shown here) soon
after purchasing her first set of Diet Stones and then again a mere five months later.
If you are looking for a natural, inorganic way to get back into shape,
Diet
Stones are for you. They come in attractive earth tone colors, are available in round, flat or
square configurations, and in weights ranging from 1 to 45 lbs.
For more information about purchasing Diet Stones,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
Fat Chance
Underpants
Fat Chance UnderpantsTM
After nearly a decade of research and development,
Skivvy Solutions,
Inc. of Greenville, S.C. has created the ultimate dieting apparel: Underwear
that actually sucks fat from your body!
The secret is in the special fabric that not only shapes and controls but
generates a microenvironment between the garment and the skin that draws fat
cells to the skin's surface where those cell are then absorbed by cellular
extraction microports in the underwear's
fabric.
Fat Chance
Underpants are biodegradable and can be disposed of after each
wearing or can be reused following overnight "liquidation" in the optional, easy-to-use,
Fatstraction Oven.
In controlled, university laboratory tests, Fat Chance
Underpants have absorbed up to six pounds of fat in just the
first hour of wearing.*
Fat Chance
Underpants are available in a variety of men's and women's fashion styles.
(Pictured here are the men's Rural Retro and the women's Queen Victoria's Secret styles.
Development is still underway on the men's and women's thong style.)
For more information about purchasing Fat Chance
Underpants and the optional
Fatstraction Oven,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
Flabomizer
FlabomizerTM
In a breakthrough of technology, scientists at Purser-Raymond Medical
University have been able to atomize individual human fat cells and wash
them from the body.
Atomization is a simple and well understood principle that
operates at the atomic levels of cellular life and can now be applied to
destroy and clear fat cells from your body.
It works like this: By subjecting
fat emboli and plasma lipids to low levels of sonic radiation, there is a
release of
free esterified cholesterol. This combines with a cell's own oleic and palmitic acids
to raise the percentage of phospholipids while at the same time decreasing
triglycerides, diacylglycerides and nonesterified linoleic acid to result in
the shrinking of the cell, often by up to 65 percent.*
The application of this simple chemical principle has led to the development
of the Flabomizer. Simply recline in the sealed Flabomizer chamber for three minutes as the
ultrasonic waves pass
harmlessly through your body. While you relax, sonic induction breaks down cells of fat into their elemental
components of nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, kelsiem, potassium, iron and
plathanigen. These elements are then flushed safely and efficiently from your
body over the next 48 hours as you consume regular amounts of fresh water.
Shown here are commercial Flabomizer
models installed in the Montseral Spa in Paris. The cost for a series of six Flabomizer
treatments at the spa is €795. Similar installations
offering treatments at similar costs are available at over 160 spas across Europe and the Far East. Shangshria
Corporation, the exclusive manufacture of the Flabomizer
and also the maker of the ButtMaster, expects to have a home model available soon.
To locate a spa featuring Flabomizer
treatments or to reserve the opportunity to own a home unit at the
pre-release price of only €4,399**,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
** Plus shipping, handling, set up and training.
La Patch
La Patch™: Amazing diet patch!
Looking for a product to help you drop excess weight without a regimented
diet or strenuous exercise? Looking for a
product to magically melt away ugly fat, flab and cellulite?
Looking for a product to increase your energy?
Looking for a product to give you the body you've always wanted?
Well your product has arrived: La Patch, the amazing diet patch from
Fat Chance Diets! This is the fastest, most effective, and safest way
to lose weight without starvation diets or strenuous exercise!
La Patch automatically prevents
calories from entering your system—before they have a chance to turn to
fat.
You don't have to worry about eating. You don’t even have to think about losing weight.
La Patch does all the all the work for you! Just put
on the patch and watch inches disappear!
In clinical tests, the average monthly weight loss was 26 pounds for women
and 49 pounds for men!*
The amazing La Patch is safe and
100% natural. It contains no
ephedrine, no processed sugars, no lactose and is
PABA-free.
The secret to its superior performance is a
powerful ingredient called adhesive, which controls your junk food
intake and turns your body into a fat burning machine, burning as much as
two to three pounds of fat every hour!
Simply apply the patch and you will start losing weight immediately. It even works
while you sleep! And your family and friends will see the difference right away!
For more information about purchasing La Patch,
contact us.
* Your results may vary.
Sugar Swarmers
Sugar Swarmers™
Here's the natural solution to weight loss. Sugar
Swarmers are the Aedes albopictus breed of mosquito which
are captured in the wilds of upper Minnesota
then organically bred to be particularly thirsty.
Sugar
Swarmers come to you packaged in an easy to use home application kit.
When they arrive, the mosquitoes are still in the
larva stage. By simply heating the package in your home oven at 375º
for 4 minutes, the larvae will hatch and you will have tens of thousands of famished
mosquitoes that you can apply immediately to any exposed skin
surface. (In the photo on the right, you can see an example of a
small number of the insects being deployed on a customer's leg.)
Sugar Swarmers can be applied any time.
However, by allowing the mosquitoes to imbibe shortly after you have eaten,
sugars that are being transported by
your blood
and are on they way to being stored as fat will be
permanently removed from your system.
Sure you may experience a little swelling for a short time.* But think of the
envious looks you will receive from your friends and family soon after your
recovery.
For more information about purchasing Sugar
Swarmers ,
contact us.
* A mere 86% of customers report limbs doubling in size, and only 93% report
being hospitalized for more than three months. Your results may vary.
Washboard Abs Made Simple
(WAMS!)
Washboard Abs Made Simple™
(WAMS!)
Tired of doing endless sit-ups trying to get that six-pack abs look? Had
it with diets that promise to melt away midriff fat? Broke from expensive Triptalopane®
treatments to the tummy?
Well, excessive sit-ups can overextend your clavatoil fernaile,
which we all know can lead to serious problems down the road. Spot
dieting to reduce fat around your belly simply doesn't work. And the cost to complete lengthy Triptalopane treatments can be prohibitive.
But now, thanks to breakthroughs in medical technology and advances in
surgical techniques, you can achieve those washboard abs you've always
wanted—without sit-ups, dieting or drugs!
The Washboard Abs Made Simple (WAMS!)
system
involves a simple surgical procedure that you can do by yourself, in your own home, in
about an hour by following the simple protocol outlined in the
WAMS!
instruction booklet and accompanying video.
Darrin, a computer programmer from Toronto and Diane, a field technician for
a waste management company in Albuquerque, were the first lucky customers to
complete the in-home, self-surgery procedure. As you can see, the results
are phenomenal!*
Don't fool around with low-results exercise, restrictive food choices or
expensive drug treatments. If you really want the look of washboard abs,
there is simply no substitute for Washboard Abs Made Simple.
For more information about purchasing the Washboard Abs Made Simple
program,
contact us.
In case you haven't figured it out, the diet plans, books, supplements
and products presented here are fiction and
should not be employed in any way.
Their presentation is intended for entertainment only. Please read our
disclaimer.
Fat Chance Diets
has developed the Belliometer to help you monitor the amount
of food you eat.
used
this principle to keep warm in the winter by converting calories into heat
and to keep fit in the summer by converting calories into muscle. 
21st century with the introduction of
Diet Stones.
product to magically melt away ugly fat, flab and cellulite?
Looking for a product to increase your energy?
Looking for a product to give you the body you've always wanted?
Sugar
Swarmers come to you packaged in an easy to use home application kit.
When they arrive, the mosquitoes are still in the
larva stage. By simply heating the package in your home oven at 375º
for 4 minutes, the larvae will hatch and you will have tens of thousands of famished
mosquitoes that you can apply immediately to any exposed skin
surface. (In the photo on the right, you can see an example of a
small number of the insects being deployed on a customer's leg.)
