Iraqi Prison Diet

The Iraqi Prison Diet was developed as a partnership among the United States Army, the International Brotherhood of Prison Cafeteria Workers, the United Baker's Association, and the Aquanutrient Group. The Army and prison cafeteria workers provided expertise in food preparation, while the bakers and aquanutritionists supplied the main ingredients (bread and water) upon which the diet is based.

This has become one of our most popular plans ever since former tyrant Saddam Hussein appeared in an Iraqi courtroom to demonstrate that one can change from political strongman to buff spokesthug with a balanced diet and simple confinement.*

As a matter of fact, the United States Federal Penitentiary in Dexter, Maine, the Paulo Sarasate prison in Ceará, Brazil, and all 441 prisons in Indonesia are converting their facilities from penal institutions to diet centers.

For more information about purchasing an Iraqi Prison Diet plan, contact us.


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